What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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