its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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