he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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