This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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