check it out our google latitudes are spooning
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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