WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
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We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
either way he was missing a nipple.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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