So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Houston, we have a blender
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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