I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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