I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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