So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Randomize
