I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it hurts more in the daytime
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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