she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am midnight drunk by noon
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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