Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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