You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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