that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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