We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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