So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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