Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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