I'm really into asian looking animals
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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