I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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