I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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