so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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