He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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