Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
