before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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