But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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