We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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