another moral hangover. fuck.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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