My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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