Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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