Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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