she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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