I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Pants are for mortals
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