then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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