He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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