On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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