Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Someone signed my nipple.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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