This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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