Say something about gay babies.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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