I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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