Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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