his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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