Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Are my feet made of real feet?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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