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• (913): View more from Kansas

  very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.

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  He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.

  (406): View more from Montana

  Ok, i'm coming over

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less

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• (904): View more from Florida

  the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  One less school supply you need to buy!!

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.

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