It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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