Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!