I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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