She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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