We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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