I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
