I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it's like iHOP with fire
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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