There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him