Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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