after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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