she sounds like chewbacca in bed
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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