Dual....:-)
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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