i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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