Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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