Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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